Huh?

This must be some sort of trick. A very twisted, horrible trick played by someone. I don't know who. It was either one of the people from Australia that visited this site, or one of my crazy friends from the US. Or some other random member of the US. That's possible too. *Nods inclusively*

You must be wondering what this is. Oh god, you must be wondering what the heck is up with this post. You're dying in the uknown. Well guess what? It gets worse. How so, you ask? Becuase I'm never going to tell you about how I got 6 views of my blog yesterday, and 2 so far today! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

Oh shoot . . . I just told you, didn't I? Oh, the curses of being an evil villan . . .

XD. Okay, fun's over. I'm serious! 6 views, in 24 hours! I used to get excited for 50...which is our all-time record by the way...and dreaded, like, below 20...but now I dread below 0...and give hurrays for anything above 3.

So now you can see why I think this is an evil trick. Mhm *nods*

So if you did it, you know who you are. You don't have to apologize, or come forward with it, but don't ever do it again!

Wait. I forgot. You do have to come forward with it. A billion dollars to the vampire who brings in the culprit!! He who has committed thee crimes shall be hanged! Or as the queen of heart might say, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! Or her head. I didn't realize I was being so sexist.

JK.

I'm sorry for the silly post. I guess I'm sorta (okay, more than sorta) fried with everything. And we still have fireworks tonight. *facepalm* Ouch.

Okay. I shall see you. Seriously, if you did visit my page today--YESTERDAY!--three times, I'm fine with that. Happy, actually. Just don't do it again, okay? What am I saying? Do it everyday, actually. Thank you. *hugs* Love you. Wanna be best friends? *offers hand*

I better get off of here before I cause a riot. Is that one I hear in the distance? Oops. I better get going, then.
Cass
Your faithful fan.
*skitters off to find somewhere to hide...and maybe sleep*